Thomas D.

Freelance Writer, Novelist, prose-puncher with a comic touch.

Imagine a traffic sign on your website, blog, or novel. "CAUTION: prose with potholes dead ahead." If you need punched-up prose, I can help. I’m a freelance writer whose primary focus is on content with a humorous touch. This includes fiction, copywriting and blogging services. My nonfiction and fiction have appeared in print and online. My novel “Past is Present” won two 2016 Killer Nashville International Writers’ Conference Judges' Choice Awards for Best Comedy Thriller and Best Time Travel Thriller. With ample imagination, any message or story can be streamlined and spit-shined. Connect seemingly disparate ideas, images and things with bull's-eye accuracy. Embellish the content with a light or offbeat touch, similar to seriocomic books or movies. Give the heave-ho to the ho-hum. After all, life is challenging yet filled with laughter. Use it. Clamp jumper cables onto your content. Put some bite in the bytes of your website. Make the text tight and bright like starlight in the night, right? Curious? Get in touch. Tell me what you have in mind. I often prefer flat rate to hourly, depending on the project. If we’re in sync, we can go from there.