Raven L.

3 Reasons NOT To Hire Me: 1. I don't have 9-figure brand logos on my CV. BUT I've worked with 6-8-figure brands, and I'm in masterminds where my ads are reviewed by big dogs who have worked with Ryze, Rosabella, Nooro, Resilia, Serene Herbs, and other 8 & 9-figure brands. 2. I don't wait for briefs and tick boxes. I’m going to come at you with proven iteration and net new TOF ideas before you’ve finished your morning coffee. If you just want a pair of hands to execute whatever the highest‑paid person in the room says, you’ll hate working with me. 3. I don't reply to Slack within 10 seconds 24/7. I do my best work in long deep‑work blocks. I’ll check messages a few times a day, then disappear into research and creative. If you want someone who lives inside Slack instead of your customers’ heads, I’m not your guy. (Roll up the proofs) 🔥 Helped a heart supplement brand scale from 5k/month to consistent 30k/month while cutting CPA by ~30%, while being the only creative strategist on their team. 🔥 Generated $56k in ad spend with 2 top-performing VSL for a 7-figure pet supplement brand. 🔥 Produced 2 top-of-account VSL & timeline ads for a supplement brand while handling 100% of the creative process. 🔥 Achieved 7% conversion rate with a listicle for a skincare supplement (vs. industry 3–5% average). Some brands I've recently worked with: Paw Parent, Kiva, Routine, K9 Labs Some brands I've previously worked with: 4ocean, REBRelief, Bare Pets, Harrelson's Own, &you So if you're an ecom brand with a proven offer, want to crack cold traffic and comfortably invest $50/ad plus 2% ad spend, I'm your guy. Because for the past year, my words have generated six figures for ecom brands like yours. With a total of $2M+ in managed ad spend, including multi-national brands like BMW, Mini, Watsons, and Storhub. Helping them lower their NCPA and acquire new customers profitably. You see, not only am I a crackhead in: ✅ VSL ✅ Native ads ✅ UGC ads ✅ Animation ads ✅ Song ads ✅ Static ads I also mastered: ✅ Advertorials ✅ Listicles ✅ Product pages ✅ Upsell pages ✅ Klaviyo email flows & campaigns Look, that's just the technical stuff. What actually makes 7-8 figure brands hire me as their CS and keep me on long-term comes down to this: ✅ Every editor loves working with me for my feedback, guidance, and holding themselves to high standards. ✅ I'm fluent in brainrot, a health nerd, and have interests of a polymath. ✅ I don't agree with everything, but I'm egoless. Still skeptical? Take a quick look at my portfolio below, and you'll know why I'm not those low-hit-rate applicants. If you’re ready to crack cold traffic, let's chat :) Probably your new ad bro, Raven