Octavian R.

"Octavian is a piece of shit. He walked into my DTC business and started cracking winner after winner, 5 and 6-figure ads all over my account. Now this asshole has me choosing between a Lambo and a Ferrari, and I have zero clue which one to pick. Do not hire this guy. Sure, he'll make you a disgusting amount of money, but he'll also bring you dozens of problems, starting with where to park the second car." (Average 24-figure founder on X, still in therapy after working with me) That's the kind of testimonial I get when my ads spend so hard that Zuckerberg personally calls the founder to ask who wrote them. Now that you're hooked (and laughing like a founder watching their CPA get cut in half, lol), here are a few wins so you convince yourself that messaging me is the best decision of your life. *Right after the Lambo vs Ferrari one, of course. • Over $6M generated in direct response since 2022 for 8 & 9-Figure Brands Featured on Forbes, so the founders get the magazine covers and I get the screenshots. • $300k+ ad spend behind my creatives just in the last 30 days (the number increases exponentially with every second that passes lol). • Worked with a 9-figure brand to develop the direct-response messaging and sales copy for a premium offer, generating over $3.6 million a year, which buys a brand new Lambo every single month. Anyway, enough yapping, I have winning ads to print. If you want me writing yours too, shoot me a message. Otherwise, keep scrolling and bask in my holy aura, which NASA recently classified as a second sun. Octavian the Chad Scaler P.S. Yes, this next part is purely to keep the search algorithm happy, but here is the exact breakdown of everything I can help you with: DTC Creative Strategist | Direct Response Copywriter | Meta Ads Strategy | Facebook Ads Creative | Performance Creative Director | Creative Briefs | Video Ad Scripts | UGC Scriptwriter | Ad Angles & Testing | Buyer Psychology | Cost Per Acquisition (CPA) Reduction | Conversion Rate Optimization (CRO) | Media Buying Strategy | Direct Response Marketing | Front-End Customer Acquisition | VSL Copywriter | Video Sales Letters | Advertorial Copywriter | Static Ad Creative | E-commerce Growth Consultant | D2C Brand Scaling