Ilya P.

So… You need a guy to take care of your... Marketing problem? Well, I happen to know a guy... If you catch my drift. Legend says it he only comes out of his secret hideout at night to solve the world's hardest marketing problems like: ✅ Scaling up a nearly-broken Meta ads funnel from $10,000 to $28,000/month in ad-spend... ✅ Completely restructing and rewriting a course-creation company's leaky bucket funnel, cutting cost per booked call by 40% while improving lead quality... ✅ Reviving a completely dead email list of 940 people that have NEVER bought anything, leading to a nice $9,060 windfall for the client from a two week promotion.... ✅ Creating and executing a successful viral marketing strategy to get a completely new and unknown busines off the ground, signing clients like the best-selling author MJ DeMarco and award-winning copywriter Neville Medhora... ✅ Leading the planning for a large-scale in-person event with over 3,000 people registered and 800 people attending our booth, receiving a 3rd place “people’s favorite” award... ✅Orchestrating a multi-channel (oh who says multi-channel!) Black Friday campaign, doubling the previous record monthly revenue in just two weeks! ($410,000 was the final revenue if you're curious). But his abilities aren't limited to a single niche. Oh no! Because he has worked with: ✅ 126 course-creators in niches like home-care, biz-opp, life coaching, love, laundromats, real estate, dog training, the Enneagram... Heck he even workedwith a 1st chair in the LA Philharmonic to help sell his course on making it in the music business! ✅ Dozens of B2B companies. If you need someone ot talk about industrial oxygen storage, legacy enterprise resource planning systems, medical cell line authentication, or how to make senior care safer... He's your guy! ✅ Multiple D2C eCommerce companies including one company that appeared on Shark tank! ✅ And, of course, best selling authors like MJ Demarco, large influencers like Menno Henselmans and Brian from Awakening With Brian... And many more. He's got copywriting skills, he's got email marketing skills, he's got affiliate marketing, advertising, short-form content... You get it, they don't call him the "Marketing Swiss Army Knife" for no reason! Okay, the mythology section is done and I want to be real for a second. I don’t work with every client that wants to work with me. The world is already full of mediocre products being propped up by great marketing and I don’t want to add to the pile of flaming garbage being promoted online… So let’s do a quick temperature check. Do you run a business that: - Actually cares about their customers? - Sells high-quality products or services (sorry, AI generated slop or “course on making money online by teaching others to make online” fail this test)? - Has a... Wink wink... Marketing problem? That last one’s a trick question. Nearly every business has some sort of marketing problem they know they need to fix... But just don't have the time, the energy, or the skills to do so. So if you pass all of the above (and it shouldn’t be that hard, but you’d be surprised) then congratulations! I’d love to chat with you about your business and see if it makes sense for us to work together. Just send me a message and I’ll get back to you within 24 hours (usually less). Oh, and please use my name in the message when you send it! Otherwise it may get lose in the sea of random invites I get every single week. Talk soon, Ilya “Marketing Swiss-Army Knife" Poltavets Here are some select client quotes: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐"Ilya is not just a copywriter. He's our secret weapon." - Raitis Stalzs. Founder, Thrive Courses ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐“We sent out one of Ilya's emails to our newsletter list and we were blown away at the response from our readers! His work was very noteworthy. For the entire launch, 66 people signed up for the course or the course + 1 on 1." - Kristina & Eric. Founders, Hemochromatosis Help ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐"“You are a freaking genius Ilya and you have a way with words! I love it! I really like how you draw the customer in with all the cool information and slight persuasion without being too pushy. " Orlandria Johnson. Founder, Pineal Music