Alexander B.

“𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐟𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐥 𝐀𝐥𝐞𝐱𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐦𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐦𝐞 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 $𝟏𝐌 𝐢𝐧 𝐫𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐮𝐞.” “You are the best marketer I’ve ever worked with.” “Alex helped me scale my business faster than I thought possible.” I build sales funnels that generate 300% ROI for you guaranteed (or I rebuild them on my dime). Most funnels fail because they’re built by people who don’t guarantee ROI. Me? I guarantee it, right in the contract we both digitally sign. And it’s not some vague satisfaction guarantee, it’s tied to a real dollar value (3x whatever you pay me). I create, launch and scale sales funnels using direct-response principles where every step has one job: generate revenue (through purchase or booked calls). Because I guarantee ROI, I don’t just build the funnel. I manage and optimize it day-to-day until the guarantee is fulfilled or you don't pay. 𝐀𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐌𝐞 🌍 💠 Graduated from an HBCU 💠 I speak Chinese 💠 Raised by my 96-year-old Jewish grandmother 💠 Started in direct response at age 19 (now 29) 💠 I only build, launch and scale sales funnels 𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐈 𝐃𝐨 👇 💥 Full done-for-you funnel builds 💥 Funnel audits + copy implementation 💥 Funnel strategy & offer engineering 💥 Direct response copywriting 💥 Ongoing optimization & management 𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐟 𝐨𝐟 𝐒𝐮𝐜𝐜𝐞𝐬𝐬 🏆 ⭐ I launched 10 funnels in 2025 that generated 300% ROI for my clients ⭐ I completed 111 paid marketing consultations on Upwork in 2025 ⭐ I’m one of the few sales funnel strategists who guarantees ROI, not vague satisfaction ⭐ My business personally earned $300k in revenue in 2025, entirely from sales funnel clients If my work doesn’t perform, I lose money. That makes me honest and picky about who I take on as an investor (what I call my clients). I call them investors because I generate ROI based on your investment. Because when you pay me, it’s not an expense. Expenses are losses. I’m accountable for returns. 𝐏𝐀𝐈𝐃 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐔𝐋𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 𝐑𝐄𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐑𝐄𝐃. This is a 30-minute revenue & funnel diagnosis where I: ✅ Identify what’s stopping you from generating more revenue ✅ Recommend the highest-leverage fix or funnel ✅ Decide whether it makes sense to work together If I can’t give you clear, actionable direction, I refund the consultation. I still write the copy, I still lead the strategy and I use an in-house team you can see on my About page (not random freelancers). Book the consultation if you’re serious about ROI. Below is a general list of things I do: Website Copywriter Direct Response Copywriter Sales Funnel Copywriter VSL Copywriter Landing Page Copywriter Sales Letter Copywriter Email Copywriter Marketing Coach Fractional CMO Video Sales Letter VSL Script Writing Sales Funnel Sales Funnel Strategy Sales Funnel Build Sales Funnel Optimization Landing Page Sales Page Sales Letter Long-Form Sales Letter Cold Email Cold Email Sequences Email Marketing Ad Copy Facebook Ad Copy Google Ad Copy YouTube Ad Copy Ad Video Script Video Ad Copy Offer Creation