Zachary H.

If you've got an email list and something worth selling to them, I'm the guy you're looking for. In fact, if you are looking to make a metric crap-ton of money from the leads you already have WITHOUT wasting your time and money on fancy designs, complicated funnels, and automations, I might just be the ONLY dude on here who can deliver what you're looking for. Bold claim, but let me explain. My name is Zachary. And I specialize in writing info-taining emails for founder-led online businesses. That includes: coaches, consultants, course creators, authors, experts, publishers, membership businesses, and founder-led e-commerce brands. Unlike other "copywriters," you aren't gonna see a bunch of buzzwords like "Klaviyo" and "strategy" on my page to distract you from piss-poor messaging and justify what I'm charging you. I'm the best when it comes to writing emails because I know how the humans on your list operate. They aren't gonna give up their time to read your emails no matter how good your offer is. That's where info-tainment comes in. I entertain the folks your list while I'm selling them something. Because this is how I made an executive coach $342,000 off a single week-long launch and sold $4.9M of radios to the U.S. Government. There ain't no "secret sauce." Just what works. Look, when it comes to selling to the folks on your email list, it all comes down to vision. Giving them a different way of thinking about things. Be it through a good story, a rant, a funny anecdote, whatever it takes. Vision drives decision at the end of the day and you ain't gonna pull that off doing anything other than emailing the way I do. But don't take my word for it. Look at all the emails in your inbox and tell me honestly, how many of them do you actually want to read and then do something about that doesn't include unsubscribing (which you probably won't do because that requires you to actually open the dang thing). That's why when you work with me, you're gonna answer a pretty detailed questionnaire about your market and your offer so I know where to look to find the juicy information your list wants and needs to hear. I'm not hopping on any calls no matter how short they are. If you can't articulate what you need through writing, well, that's precisely the reason you're hiring a copywriter like me ain't it? That's precious time for me to do some research and get the writing done so your emails can start making you money as soon as possible. But here's the catch. I genuinely don't work with anyone. To qualify to hire me, you need to have an email list and something to sell. You also need to be okay with sending text-only emails. If you're just gonna take my copy and let some scum-sucking designer screw it up, just save us both the time and find someone else. Even then I'm busy off of Upwork writing my own daily emails and hanging out with my wife and kids. So if you've read this far and the idea of working with me strikes your fancy, send me a message and let's discuss your project. -Zachary